Breaking news! First it was BRKWWA overtaking Egocorp, then we see Egocorp denying such allegations, but what no one deems necessary to mention is that there was a bearnap, an atrocious, underhanded, quaintly planned and quietly brought together bearnap.
That's right folks, you heard it here first. Bearnap in progress. Your friendly neighbourhood Kelektra has been stolen by the group of hooligans calling themselves Egocorp. If you should have any information regarding the whereabouts of Kelektra, please inform the proper authorities, which may or may not include Smokey the Bear, Ranger Joe, Tarzan, or KimPossible.
It has been brought to our attention that the mastermind behind Egocorp is unwilling to let Kelektra go without a fight, though we have no idea what Egocorp plans for our cuddly ursine companion. We urge you, please, if you know anything, anything at all that may help, our tip lines are open 24/7.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
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