Sunday, May 4, 2008

This just in

The following report has been forwarded by an anonymous source:

"Late Friday night the mage known as Shumei was spotted outside the Darnassus bank, muttering to himself excitedly. Among the overheard phrases were 'Jaina,' 'new portal spell,' and 'Where did I put that box of chocolates?'. He was then seen making strange gestures, after which he vanished in a flash of violet light. Our tipster speculates that he was attempting the as-yet-unproven 'Teleport: Theramore' spell, apparently to attempt some sort of romantic liason with Lady Proudmore herself."

Due to the untried nature of the spell that he is presumed to have used, it likely that he sent himself to some unknown location. When several members of EgoCorp were contacted, as they were among the last known associates of the missing mage, they denied mentioning any new spells to Shumei, saying that "Anything he gets up to is his own lookout," and "We only asked him to come to the Botanica with us for his polymorph spell and his biscuits, but he barely used those all night. We haven't seen him since he made the portal after we killed Warp Splinter."

Any information leading to his whereabouts would be greatly appreciated! Those of you with tracking and tracing abilities, please be on the lookout for the misplaced mage-- unproven portal spells are particularly dangerous, and could send their users virtually anywhere.

At this time we are unaware of any correlation between the bearnapping of Kelektra and the unforseen disappearance of the mage Shumei. We shall continue to receive communications regarding possible sightings, but would urge you to please contain the information in your tips to what is needed to solve these two mysteries.

2 comments:

HolyWarrior said...

Probably totally unrelated but this reminded me of some talk on teamspeak towards the end of our Najentus wipes that went something along the lines of...

"zomg wtf there is a portal to Karazhan in Shatrath"

Although, many a pint of ale had been consumed by then, so details may vary!

HolyWarrior said...

Turns out this Karazhan portal is created by the Staff of Attiesh or something like that and takes sometime in Naxx to acquire!