Gonna havta choke a B!tch

So, I know she's Ratshag's girlfriend and all, but last night I wanted to KILLMAIMMURDALIZE Lady Jaina FOOKING Proudmoore. And here's the story of why *deeeeeep breaths*

AC has, for the last 4-5 months or so been going into Tempest Keep and beating up on the loot piñata(s) that are Void Reaver and High Astromancer Solarian, We've recently in the past 6 weeks or so also started taking down Alar, but we're just not all the way there yet to even go look at Kael'thas, SOOOO, whaddaya do?

We go take a look a few weeks ago at Mount Hyjal, they've taken the attunement out, you see. We got Rage Winterchill on our very first try of our very first night in MH, and we called it a night. We went in again, took out Mr. Rage, and called it a night. Last night was different. Last night we went in, took out Mr. Rage on the first try, then decided we were going to attempt Anetheron. So, we get through all 8 of his waves without a single death, start the encounter, and (now here's where I raise my ... typing ... cover your eyes!) GET HIM TO ONE FRIGGEN PERCENT WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE'S JUST F*ING GONE! POOF! NADA! No more! What happened!!!?!??!? everyone yells. Then someone pipes up with ... uh, Jaina died. Yes, she died at ONE FRIGGEN PERCENT!

So, we set up, we start the event again, and there are deaths, many many deaths. We just couldn't hold it together. 3 attempts later we're too heartbroken and we call it a night.

We could have had Anetheron on our FIRST ATTEMPT at trying him, could have been 2/5 in MH, but NOOO! Jaina and Anetheron decided to sneak off and have a quickie and leave us all standing there with our hearts in our hands.

Sorry Ratshag, I didn't wanna have to tell you this way, but it looks like Jaina's found someone else....