In Error

We here at YouHeardItHereFirst News would like to extend our most sincere apology to the wonderful people at Egocorp. A few days ago we reported that Egocorp was involved in a high profile bearnapping, only to find out last night that this is not, in fact, the case. The bear in question - Kelektra, has been recovered; shaken and smelling strongly of fish, from the cave in which she has been hibernating for the last few days.

We contacted a representative of Kelektra early this morning to attempt to get an interview only to be told that she is still slightly addled and may be out of it for a few more days. Her representative did say that Kelektra had been very hard at work attempting to make things perfect for a commemorative event for a dear friend, a fellow druid; though one not of the bear persuasion. [For more information regarding this event, please turn to pages A4 and B11]. It was also inferred that Kelektra has; to put it simply, just not been feeling well, and felt she needed to take some time and get well.

Rest assured that we will have a more full interview with Kelektra as the story is uncovered.

We thank you for your continued patience, and again apologize to Egocorp for our egregious error.


For related stories, see: Shumei, Mage, Teleport, Egocorp, Bigredkitty, Ratshag